Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag by Little Genie

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Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag by Little GenieThis is a novelty gift bag built around one very direct message. Made from sturdy cardstock with woven handles, it holds up well enough to actually carry something inside, which makes it more useful than most gag packaging. The size works for a bottle, a small gift set, or whatever you want to make someone's day with. It is well made for what it is and lands the joke without trying too hard. If you need something that will get a laugh at a birthday, a

the warm glow

and the right tool for it changes everything that follows

A sleeve like this changes the texture of every stroke

That last part is important

rinse after use

self-lubricating when wet

so it works for a wide range of guys without feeling like a compromise

The swivel D-rings keep things from getting tangled so the focus stays where it belongs

and experienced guys come back to it for exactly the same reason

so there is always a next move rather than the same routine

The cards themselves are casino quality and follow standard poker format

It finds the spots that matter and stays there