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Sneakers | Death MatrixBe The Influence and own a pair of history with these exclusive Solitary Isle sneakers. Fashion has no limits, just like the shirt my 10 year old brother wore to his bowling banquet. These extremely comfortable high top canvas sneakers ensure you stand out in a world of Karens. Once you put these on you will never take them off because we put a curse on them. Do you crave the kind of shoes that can keep up with your poor decisions and even worse dance

But that doesn’t mean you have to be

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Why blend in like a sad wallflower when you can stomp your way through life like a two-timing dame at a jazz funeral

just like the shirt my 10-year-old brother wore to his bowling banquet

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Stand out in a world of conformity with this exclusive high quality puffer jacket

” It fits snug

The curved brim keeps the sun out of your eyes and the suspicion off your face

Handcrafted for the bold and the reckless

and maybe Steve from dispatch—though they’d never admit it

you will finally be the one getting all the attention

and brooding dramatically in alleyways