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Toddler Turkey CostumeLet's talk turkey, you little toddlers! What better way to celebrate Thanksgiving than by dressing your little one in an adorable turkey costume? Just look at that butterball! Typically, parents love to make hand turkeys with their kids. You trace the kid's hand with crayon and color in each finger with a different color. C'mon, parents, you know what we're talking about here. Except how boring is that! A hand turkey? Again? Sure, plaster them all

outfit your dancing daughters in this dazzling silver disco costume so they'll shine just like the disco ball they're dancing under

being such an absurd paradox has been nearly impossible

Pair this look with white gloves and a Champagne bucket for a classic butler costume

we’re warning you

That means it lets you feel the ocean breeze as you walk across the Miami boardwalk

Let’s face it: this getup isn’t subtle

a faux leather bandolier and boot covers add a rugged touch

so maybe participating in illegal activities wasn't totally cool

people would ask what made it delicious but you never told them

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they might even go on to become the next Mozart

nothing wrong with that