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Destroyer Shield and SwordNO COUNTRY FOR OLD BARBARIANSYou don't see too many barbarians these days. Want to know why that is? Lack of shields. Barbarians never use shields when they head out into the fray, so a lot of them end up blocking sword strikes with their face. It's not a very effective combat move, which is why a lot of them don't come back from the battlefield. Yes, if you want to survive a skirmish, your best bet is to pack a shield along with your sword. It just

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