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Leo's Font Debate Soy Candle - 9 ozBecause nothing says diplomacy like dragging us back to Times New Roman. Light this candle and savor the scent of bureaucratic regressionsmells sharper than a memo in Calibri, burns longer than a font debate at Foggy Bottom. Haiku Reads: MAGA Can't Change Fonts? Times New Roman, Default Font For the Default Dopes 100% natural soy wax 100% cotton wick Glass jar size: 2. 8 3. 5 (7. 1 cm 8. 9 cm) Sticker size: 3 2 (7. 62 cm 5. 08 cm) Product weight: 9 oz

Luckily Leo's pad is bipartisan in wrist support

repeating them just proves time is undefeated

This apron captures that delicious contradiction with a clean illustration and a haiku that turns global finance into kitchen‑counter satire

and just spicy enough to make strangers squint at the checkout line

it’s less about proving brilliance and more about checking how fast the lights are dimming

one satirical wink at eternal gatekeeping

this tee delivers a haiku with the perfect blend of side‑eye and poetic resignation

just a raised eyebrow wrapped in 17 syllables

A scent for the times: taxpayers footing the bill to polish a ‘free’ jet from a country with questionable values

This shirt doesn’t argue

while the house is already ankle‑deep in seawater

turning theology into sharp social satire